Monday, May 2, 2011

Where Were You: The Bin Laden Edition

This morning, I poisoned the weeds in the yard before the kids got up. Then I took some photos for listings and Skyped with the hubster.  Nothing all that spectacular.  The Boy finally got his butt out of bed to talk and I can tell he felt better.  The Princess misses her Daddy and changed into her Georgia Tech t-shirt after we were done.  It was a pretty normal day.  We were trying to watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, when I saw the news.  The bottom of the screen read:
BIN LADEN KILLED
BODY IN US CUSTODY

And I thought, "What the heck does THAT mean?   How do you kill a body?  Did he detonate a suicide bomb on someone in US custody? How does that even happen and since when does Bin Laden push the button? And why does THAT preempt Extreme Makeovers: Home Edition?" 

The news people kept blathering on and on, but none of it made sense until someone said President Obama was about to make an announcement.  


And then I finally figured it out.  They meant, "Bin Ladin killed, COMMA, body in U.S. custody."  I promise, I'm not a moron.  I just haven't evolved into the whole intentionally-misspelled-speak-in-cool-acronym-no-punctuation English yet.  I was so excited, I nearly started crying.  I chased my son out of the shower to watch President Obama make the announcement, and then I called my parents. 

Changing the topic slightly, my "normal" day today is VERY different than my "normal" day on the morning of 9/11, that's for sure, although my kids are 9 years apart so my son was about the same age my daughter is now.  I think I've told that story on this blog before, so I won't go into a whole bunch of details now.  But I do wonder whatever became of my old upstairs neighbor who played this song way too darned loud, non-stop, in the weeks that followed:


 
Um, yeah... not so much.
The guy also watched internet porn a little too loud.
I think maybe he was deaf.

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